acme catalog
quality is our #1 dream
iron birdseed, anvils, fake holes, and more—for years the acme company has been the sole purveyor of the fine products used by looney tunes characters. this exclusive catalog features acme's must-have, best-selling line of items, each guaranteed to promote a happy* life provided that they are used properly.** including acme classics and entirely new and untested items, the acme catalog showcases 100 products untarnished by government regulations. there's something here for everyone: an extruder that doubles as a pasta maker for grandma; a roof-mounted catapult for dad; and what about a little jet-powered pogo stick for yourself? each item is matched with a thorough product description, the price, and the shipping cost. as always, the acme company brings corporate identity sans responsabilité to everything sold with its label.
*"happy" being relative to the level of one's acceptance of fate. **liability is limited to the competence of the user.
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